Call me

I'm alone

I'm not a stone

I don't moan

nor do I groan

'Coz I have a phone

and its my own

It does ring

and sing tring-tring

as you dial my number

I'm sure, you are not a disturber

'Coz you are my friend

and the one upon whom I can depend.

If you find this funny, you are not the only one with that opinion. I too feel that its funny. :)